My boss didn't know I was planning to quit. Was writing a friend an email saying how excited I was to turn in my two weeks on Friday and what a b*tch my boss is-accidentaly sent it to the boss-WD!!

out with friends over the weekend and was wearing a killer blue mini skirt. Went to the bathroom and over heard some saying "why is that girl wearing that stupid blue skirt" Little did they know! WD

I serve court summonses and subpoenas as part of my job. The other day, I walked up to a house in the country to discover a large fishtank on the front porch with marijuana plants growing! WD

I was running late to work and grabbed the first sweater my hand hit in the closet. It wasn't until lunch that my coworker told me I had it on backwards! It was a v-neck and you could def tell!! WD

Was taking the trash out to a on my way to work and I had house keys in the same hand as the trash bag. Accidently threw them in the dumpster with the trash. Had to climb in to get them in a skirt-WD

Was discussing a difficult client with my boss via sametime chat. I was trying to be positive because we were frustrated and said "I'll just keep at it" only I wrote "keep a tit" so embarrassing--WD

At work perusing facebook. Clicked on an Add and was taken to "make your own baby" site. The lady on the site yelled "welcome to make your own baby" loudly over the speakers for everyone to hear. WD

My BF and i got a 24 hour flu at the same time. He came over and i informed him that i accidentally had just shit my pants. He responded with "So did I...." Unbelievably hilarious and ironic. WD.

I just got sykpe because my boyfriend moved and I ACCIDENTLY sykped my friend instead of my bf and I WAS NAKED! WDD!!!!!

I worked at a largely male dominated firm--I wenton a business trip with my boss and several others--we were out and about surveying the scene when it became quite warm. I said "Wow, it's gotten warm today" My boss said "Well then why dont you take your shirt off and give us all a show!!" Excuse me--Thats a WD for him!! WHOOPZY DAIZY!!

I recently got laid off and a bunch of old coworkers have been calling me to give me their condolenses. I got a new phone and I don't have many people's numbers anymore. One guy just called and I thought I recognized his number as a very close friend so I answered with "Hi I haven't even brushed my teeth yesterday" Turns out it was my old middle aged boss and I had misread the number--WD

I got laid off today and proceed ed to buy a 12 pack at 9am!! Whoopzy Daizy!!!!!!!

Woke up really late for work and didn't have time to shower. My hair was so greasy & I remembered reading that you could put babypowder in your hair to make it less greasy. I dumped some in & ran out the door. I got to work on time, began doing my regular morning. Midway through the morning I went into the bathroom & realized my hair was whitish/gray. Apparently I didn't brush the powder thru-WD

It was summer time so i got out all my white dress pants and starting wearing them to work. One pair I was a little unsure of them being appropriate or not. I asked my bf in the morning and he said they were not see through at all and looked fine. I went to work and thought nothing of it until a coworker pulled me aside. Apparently the florescent lighting let you see right thru them :( WD

On my lunch hour today I went to grab Subway. I walked out and to my car, kicked the snow off of the wheel wells, got in, and thought to myself, ''dang, it's smells like cigarettes really bad in here!'' Then I said out loud, ''holy shit, this isn't my car!!'' I got out, looked around..., and walked three spots down and got in my own car and drove off laughing so hard I was crying! WD!