I was at a halloween party in college and thought this one guy with forearm crutches was in costume...i sternly walked up to him and pushed him over. When he didnt get up i realized it was a whoopzy Daizy!

I tried printing out some pics at work for my cubicle, but the one of my new bf and me came out as a huge 11x17 print. I put it in my purse bc my nosy boss would for sure find it and embarrass me. A week later, I'm on the bus with the bf, and he went in my work bag to get chapstick and pulls out the giant pic. I forgot to throw it out! WD!

My boyfriend just reminded me that last night, my roomate and I had one too many glasses of wine and decided to see what my dog's treats tasted like--GROSS!! Whoooooooopzy Daizy!

I went to an old fam friend's wedding. People hadn't seen me in about 10 years since I was a teenager. I went all out getting spray tanned, new dress, great shoes--I wanted everyone to be wowed by my improved appearance. Day before, a bug bit my eyelid and it swelled up to the point that one eye was almost shut--great impression aft 10 years!-WD!

I was so drunk the other night that when I looked at my outgoing calls the next morning, there was one to "867-5309" ... wd

I really had to pee at a house party in college. the line was too long so i stumbled out to a garage in the middle of the winter. i was almost done, when i leaned back too far....i fell right through a glass storm window that was propped up against the wall. Gashed my ass cheek open and proceeded to visit the hospital. WD

I had a house party in college, a guy walked in and started dancing with me...i thought he was fun so we started to go on a few dates. i heard a few wierd things about him, and then one day it was confirmed. He collected pet squirrels in his bedroom!! bad judgement...WD

I got laid off today and proceed ed to buy a 12 pack at 9am!! Whoopzy Daizy!!!!!!!

I brought everyone little bags of cookies I made to work today for "holiday gifts" I went to go give the VP his bag and I got so nervous I...used the thumbs up sign at one point, gave him a hug and then walked into the wall on the way out and screamed ouch...what lovely impression I must've made! Whoopzy Daizy!

I just thought I texted my boyfriend a looooong elaborate message about how much I hate my roomate and want to move out--only I accidentally sent it to her! WTF am I going to do when we are both home tonight?! WHOOPZY DAIZY!!!!!!!!!!

Lunch with a friend on a Saturday went from a glass of wine to a bottle to vodka sodka...to me going into a pet store "just to look" and leaving with $1,300 dog! My 4th dog to be exact..WD!!

I got really drunk in Vegas one night and I was wearing a dress without underware. I was walking out of the casino laughing with my friend, not paying attention, when I guy came out of nowhere and ran me over in his wheelchair. I immediatly started peeing my pants, except I wasnt wearing any!!!!!!! WD

Last Christmas my little cousin asked my fat brother in law if he was Santa Clause--All fingers pointed to me bc I am the jokester of the fam--however this was not my work!! Still made me laugh til I cried--Whoopzy Daizy!!

I was dating this guy--and I am not even joking when I say--I found hardore gay porn in his DVD player 1 day. I freaked out & he tried to deny it and say it must've been his room mate--but he seriously must've been stupid or thought that I was because he lived alone--Needless to say--we broke up--Whoopzy Daizy!!

My brothers 21st bday. My dad aranged a pheasant hunting trip. I was 17 and tagged along. End of the night, not enough beds in the cabin. Ended up sleeping between my brother and his best fiend. Woke up to them both having morning wood. Talk about needing therapy. WD!!