I was searching FB for this guy I met at a party and was interested in. I typed it in about 5 times and nothing showed up. I then realized I had been typing it as my status for all to see--WD!!

I got wasted one night and slept with a friend by accident. A week later I realized he had given me crabs. It was too embarrassing to even tell him so I just never did--Whoopzy Daizy!!

My boyfriend and I bought under the bed restraints for some bedroom fun. We came home Saturday, I tied him up in them, but after too many cocktails I fell asleep, leaving him tied up all night long WD

had two blind dates in one week. decided to take the second one to the same place as the first, because it was a good venue. turns out, the first was having a work party there and saw us. WD..

Went on a blind date, and we were talking about a recent shooting in an area of town, and I said, "yeah the trashy ghetto" and he said, "That's where I just bought my house." WD

A guy I was seeing invited me to a wedding. I really wasn't that interested, but went for the free booze etc. Unfortunately, I went home with his best friend who came dateless! Whoopzy Daizy!!

A few years ago, I was dating a guy and he told me that he was invited to a wedding but couldn't bring a date. I didn't believe and being the psycho I am, crashed it to find him there w/ his ex-WD!

Was staying at my brother and sister in laws for the night. We went out bar hopping and I had a lot to drink. I drunk slept walk and woke up trying to get into their bed!?!? Whoopzy Daizy!!

My fiance was telling my VERY conservative father that we went to a TAPAS restaurant. Only my father misheard the word "topless" and got all upset yelling "WHERE exactly did you take my daughter" WD!

I got laid off on a Tuesday...Thursday my husband got home from work to find me in the same outfit and on the same spot on the couch. Forgot to shower for a few days! Whoopzy Daizy!

My bf made chili from scratch and used some really hot peppers. We started hooking up and I realized he hadn't washed his hands when I felt a terrible burning sensation in my nether regions--WD!

My bf and I live together and he brought back this nice bottle of tequilla for his parents from Mexico. I had the girls over right after we got home and we got shit faced and drank it-WD!!!!!

I had my new bf over for dinner and went all out making these awesome scallops. He picked at the meal and I ended up getting mad at him--Until he mentioned hes allergic to all shell fish!! WD!!

Went to my guys apt for the first time. Saw a framed picture of him & a really ugly girl next to his bed and said "plz dont tell me this sick girl is your ex" He said "No-It's my sister" WhoopzyDaizy

Went to my in-laws for the weekend. Got out of the shower and flashed my husband as a joke...But I didn't notice that his father was standing right behind him and saw everything!! Whoopzydaizy