On my lunch hour today I went to grab Subway. I walked out and to my car, kicked the snow off of the wheel wells, got in, and thought to myself, ''dang, it's smells like cigarettes really bad in here!'' Then I said out loud, ''holy shit, this isn't my car!!'' I got out, looked around..., and walked three spots down and got in my own car and drove off laughing so hard I was crying! WD!

I found out pretty out of no where that my work wanted me to move accross the country for a 2 year contract. I had been dating a guy for a bit and things had been going great. We had our company holiday party coming up and I was in charge of it. I decided to wait until after to tell him abotu the move. Unfortunately, my boss wasn't as careful and said something to him about it 1st thing-WD

My idiot brother started dating a girl & I asked if they'd like to come to my house for dinner. He was pretty serious about this girl and really wanted my husband and me to meet her so he accepted and that was that. A week later they arrived to a delicious meal I prepared. I made a whole chicken & several side dishes. He forgot to tell me she was a STRICT vegan and couldn't eat any of it! WD

Did anyone hear about the ESPN co-host of Mike and Mike in the morning, who accidentally slipped up and said "Martin Luther Coon Day....er King Day" on live radio?! Talk about a Whoopzy Daizy!!

My roomate's bedroom did not have a door on it so she rigged a curtain to act as one. She had a boy sleep over and I had no idea. In the morning, I woke up and went to let the dog out but she ran into my roomates room. I ran in there and grabbed her off of the bed and noticed the boy but thought they were asleep. Turns out the dog interrupted them doing it!! Whoopzy Daizy!!

My boss is a total jerk and doesn't understand the concept of boundaries regarding his employees personal life. One morning I was about 1/2 hour late to work bc I overslept. He started demanding to know why I was late. Since I had no good answer I said "It's personal" He did not like this response and kept pushing me to tell him. I finally said "I got my period early" never bugged me agani! WD!!

I was in a total daze at work one day and my boss called my name. I replied "what babe?" out of habit from saying that to my husband all the time. The whole team looked at me and I just cleared my throught and said "pardon me...yes sir"" Whoopzy Daizy

I hadn't seen this girl since high school which was like 3 years ago. Over the holidays my friends and I ran into her at a bar. I took one look at her and mumbled whooooooa shes put on weight. A girl she was with overheard me and said "She's pregnant you bitch" Whoopzy Daizy!

I work in downtown chicago and there are pigeons EVERYWHERE. I always freak out because they look like they are coming right at me and I imagine them hitting my face and breaking my nose (weird I know). One day I was going to lunch and a bird flew toward me so I freaked out and practically hit the side walk ducking. All my friends laughed as did I until i realized my boss was right behind me-WD

You know how when you are reading something and on the phone sometimes you randomly say words that you are reading? Well this happened to me on the phone with a client. I was also on gmail reading an email from my friend regarding a date she went on. I was talking to the client & accidently said penis instead of meeting. exact quote="Ill set up the penis" instead of meeting--terrible whoopzy daizy

I went to visit a friend for the weekend and I slept on her pullout couch. Saturday night we went out and got extremely rowdy. I had an early flight Sunday morning and I only got to sleep a few hours. I woke up at 7am to a soaking wet bed (from me obvi). I threw the sheets in the wash and folded up the couch including a soaking mattress. I never told her & she never said a word-Whoopzy Daizy

so this woman was being really nice and was pretty attractive. I decided to berate her because she was a cubs fan. Then back I the mountain had to sit at the top of the hill for about an hour while I sobered up. Throw in some pretty spectacular falls and it was one hell of a weekend full of WDs.

So went on a ski trip with some co-workers and guests to Rib Mt. First off one of the woman tears her ACL. Then one of the dudes I didnt know really wanted to lend me his clothes, share his bed and take a trip to the hot tube with me. Then after was too many beers and bourban shots pissed on the sofa. I woke up the next day still drunk and...To Be Cont.

My friend and I were out at the bar when a pretty drunk like 50 year old man approached us. He thought he was slick and told me I looked like Lindsay Lohan. I thanked him because I think she's pretty. He then told my friend she looked like Tori Spelling. She did NOT appreciate this and slapped him across the face! WD for him :)

I was walking into a conference room for an early morning meeting. I wasn't really watching where I was walking and I tripped over a bunch of cords on the floor just as the client stood up to shake my hand. I fell forward and my head landed directly on his crotch. He screamed and hunched over because apparently I had hit him pretty hard--Whoopzy Daizy