Went to brunch with my bf and was dead hungover. My bf wanted to go to the blood mary bar they had, and I didn't realize our server had brought him a glass full of vodka to use. Took a GIANT sip and realized it wasn't water. WD!

I got laid off today and proceed ed to buy a 12 pack at 9am!! Whoopzy Daizy!!!!!!!

Woke up really late for work and didn't have time to shower. My hair was so greasy & I remembered reading that you could put babypowder in your hair to make it less greasy. I dumped some in & ran out the door. I got to work on time, began doing my regular morning. Midway through the morning I went into the bathroom & realized my hair was whitish/gray. Apparently I didn't brush the powder thru-WD

Was in Vegas for a bachelorette party-we were at the pool all day and got a bit tipsy. As we were walking back to our room, my friend and I started playing slots. All of the sudden one of our machine started flashing and saying we won the big jackpot! We got so excited/nervous & started jumping up and down. When no one came over to congratulate us we realized it was nickel slot and we wont $20-WD

I went tanning before NYE, but forgot I had a band-aid in the center of my chest, right by my collarbone. 20 minutes later, I realize I never took it off, and remove it to see a bright white band-aid out. And my dress for NYE cut a few inches below that. WD!

Was out with a group of people when one guy, who I didn't really know, was telling a story about some girl he knew back home. He said she was from a "trashy town" near Detroit, so I said the name of one as a joke, and he said, "No...but that's where I'm from." WD!

This morning I was exhausted & had to drive someone to the airport at 6 am. I had to go back to my house & pick up my bf so he could take the car to work & I drop me off at my train. Was in such a daze, I got out of the car to switch seats with him and dropped my wallet on the street. I tried to get on the train and realized it was gone. Went back and it was laying in the middle of the street WD

This morning on my commute I saw this annoying girl putting on about 10,000 coats of mascara on the train. I stared at her wondering why she hadn't done this at home and also wondering why she wanted SO MUCH mascara on. All of the sudden, our train lerched and everyone stumbled. To my suprise/good fortune, her mascara slipped and she drew a large black line across her face! Whoopzy Daizy!!

Following the last day of senior year, once school let out i though a ton of black cat fireworks while driving... threw one that went under a cop car, he was like "didnt u see me idiot, get outta here" WD

I used to hide stuff in my car in high school. Stuff like booze, pictures of my friends and me doing bad stuff etc. I locked the door every night and slept with the keys in my room thinking this would prevent my parents from EVER finding the stuff I had hidden. Find out years later that they had my spare set and went through everything in the car every single night!! Whoopzy Daizy!

When I was about 15 I drank the better half of a bottle of tequilla while in a hot tub. I was trying to look cool and had no idea how fast the booze would hit me especially once I got out of the hot tub. I got out and immediately begin getting sick all over the place--to this day over 10 years later I can not so much as look at a margarita or smell tequilla at all without gagging! WD

My bf was in a wedding of an old friend & I knew his ex would be there. Spent 4-ever getting ready including exfoliating, tanning, hair appt, etc. I really wanted to meet his ex looking my best. Get to the reception to meet the bf & realize he is completley wasted. We get seated right next to his ex. Before I can even look cool and show off-my bf pukes all over the table & we had to leave-WD

It was summer time so i got out all my white dress pants and starting wearing them to work. One pair I was a little unsure of them being appropriate or not. I asked my bf in the morning and he said they were not see through at all and looked fine. I went to work and thought nothing of it until a coworker pulled me aside. Apparently the florescent lighting let you see right thru them :( WD

I went spray tanning for the first time ever at my gym. it was an automatic tanning machine where u stand and let it spray you. I read all the directions and it said to make sure to put this blcoker cream on. I made sure to do plenty of it bc I wanted it to turn out well. I did forget, howevever, to remove my jewelry. I had bring orange streaky marks from 3 rings, a necklace and a watch!! WD

In college I lived in a sorority house and we could not have alcohol inside. To avoid getting caught, we would poor clear liquor into water bottles then bring it in and keep in our rooms. One morning I woke up hungover and went to grab a bottle of water out of the fridge in my room. My roomate obvi forgot that the left side was for actual water and put a vodka filled one there. Took a big gulp! WD