I worked at a largely male dominated firm--I wenton a business trip with my boss and several others--we were out and about surveying the scene when it became quite warm. I said "Wow, it's gotten warm today" My boss said "Well then why dont you take your shirt off and give us all a show!!" Excuse me--Thats a WD for him!! WHOOPZY DAIZY!!

When I was in college I had a serious bf who had a serious problem...One day my rents called to say that my credit card had a couple hundred dollars of charges to some website. They asked what I was doing--I told them I didn't know and to give me the number associated with that charge...I called it to find out it was porn-hardcore gross porn-I asked for the email registered and it was my bfs-WD!

Went to visit my parents and we had to go to this formal party. I have two pair of patent black dress shoes and I thought I was bringing my favorite pair home. Just went to unpack and found that I accidently brought 2 left shoes (one from each pair) Now I am making my mom take me shopping! Whoopzy Daizy!!!!!!!

I absolutely hate my neighbors. They bitch about everything possible from my car being parked an inch on their side to my dogs barking too loud. One day she knocked on the door to bitch about my dogs being too loud--I said "OK yeah we will keep their barking down" (how do u do that?) as the door shut, I said "can u believe that bitch" she said "I can still hear you" Door wasn't quite shut yet! WD

Got hammered one night, like REALLY hammered. Woke up and the bed had this weird orange redish stuff all over. At first I thought I was dying and had some sort of bleeding sore...UNTIL I saw McDonalds wrappers on the floor and in the bed. I then realized I got shit canned--got McDonalds and passed out eating it--Basically rolled around in it all night and ruined my bed--WHOOPZY f'ing DAIZY

Went out with my family for my extremely extremely shy sister's birthday--we went to 2nd city after dinner and a few drinks...After a few more drinks consumed at 2nd city, I interrupted their skit screaming "its her birthday" and pointing to my sister-the whole theater stopped--the actor on stage said "ok well we are in the middle of a skit but thank you" WHOOPZY DAIZY!!!!!!!

Dog sitting my in-laws dog and let her and my own dog outside in my fenced in backyard. Didn't realize that my idiot neighbor had left the gate open (we share it because it leads to the alleyway) 10 minutes later I look out and find no dogs. I ran around the block like a mad woman because we live along busy roads until thank God I found them--won't be telling my hubby or his parents-Whoopzy Daizy!

I was on a trip with my boyfriends family to Florida. My bf and I had just gotten back to the hotel room to change out of our bathing suits, while naked in the midst of changing, we ended up on the bed making out, his mom walked in, we were both naked, not clothes, blankets, NOTHING. Then we ate lunch together as a family 20 minutes later. Whoopzy!

I'm a huge dork & play the Sims on my computer but I don't like to advertise it. My bf came over and was waiting for me to get ready to go out. He asked if he could check his email and I said sure. I forgot I had been playing Sims before he came over. He opened the computer to find my virtual reality world that I had built which included me, my bf living married with 2 kids. he was freaked out-WD

We were on a family vacay and my mom hired a photographer. We took a big fam pic then we did individual families/couples. My new bf and I were about to take ours and in front of my entire fam including about 6 little kids, the photog said "1, 2, 3 SEX!" to make us laugh--IDK if he thought we were married or if he just wanted us to laugh but either way it was terrible--WD

I took my drycleaning to the drycleaner next door to my work and he just walked in here with a bag of three thongs and he was like "im sorry to embaress you but we cannot dryclean underware"!!! Somehow those 3 pairs slipped in the bag i gave him i was so embaressed my face was tomato red!!!!! Furthermore, it was discovered later that a pair of grannys also was in the mix-so embarassing-WD

I made pasta from scratch recently. I have all my cooking items in plastic containers in my cubbords. I somehow messed up the salt and sugar. I served it to my bf and was still cleaning. He slowly started to eat it and I asked if he liked it. He said "sure" but looked really funny. I sat down a few minutes later and took one bite and spit out the disgusting sugary mess :( whoopzy daizy

On vacation with my parents. Late night, my sister and I decide to go down to the hotel bar for a few drinks. After a couple, started craving a cigarette. Bummed one from the guy next to us. Taking my first puff, my little sister says put it down, Dad just walked in. I know she's trying to freak me out because my dad would be totally pissed. Next thing, I hear my dad saying "nice,really nice".WD

I recently got laid off and a bunch of old coworkers have been calling me to give me their condolenses. I got a new phone and I don't have many people's numbers anymore. One guy just called and I thought I recognized his number as a very close friend so I answered with "Hi I haven't even brushed my teeth yesterday" Turns out it was my old middle aged boss and I had misread the number--WD

My 10 year old cousin came to visit me for the weekend. I had a new puppy that wasn't fixed yet and he loved to hump stuff, but I figured nothing else could happen because he is so young. All of the sudden he was humping my arm and I pushed him off. He let lose "finished his business" all over my pants. Try explaining that to a 10 year old...Whoopzy Daizy