Was going commando because I was wearing a tight dress. Forgot and bent over to pick something up right in front of my brother-in-law. Total crotch shot! Whoopzy Daizy!!

Went to the grocery store with my bf. We got there and I started yelling at him telling him that he "forgot the grocery list". He calmly told me to search my pockets where I found it Whoopzy Daizy!

My BF and i got a 24 hour flu at the same time. He came over and i informed him that i accidentally had just shit my pants. He responded with "So did I...." Unbelievably hilarious and ironic. WD.

At a professional family tailgate with my brothers friend. Indulged in the captains& cider a bit too much. Woke up in a lawn chair by myself, everyone had left for the game. Brothers friend told me i wrestled his grandpa and pushed him over. Ran off into the unknown city and had a metro car take me home with a final tab of $150. WD!

I got engaged this weekend and of course starting bawling. I didn't realize I was wearing this "plum mascara" the girl at Benifit convinced me to get so it ended up looking like I had 2 purplish black eyes and people thought I was crying because I got beaten up-WD

Was grocery shopping with my sister and I was starvingggggg. I got a packaged sandwich from the deli and decided to open it but accidently ripped the bar code. We went to pay and the woman had to announce that "some girl couldn't wait until she paid and ate her sandwich and ripped the label" all over the loud speaker-we held up the entire line as they did a price lookup-WhoopzyDaizy!

When I was 14 I went to my great grandfather's funeral. it was my first funeral and I had no idea how to act. When the "I'm sorry" receiving line happened, I preceded to receive a hug from my grandmother and respond with "thank you for having me--I am having a great time" Whoopzy Daizy!!

I got a FB app on my phone and was trying to search for the guy I have a crush on. I didn't realize I was typing his name in repeatedly into my status and posting it for all to see!! Whoopzy Daizy!!

I was trying a new "cross-country" workout on the elipitcal at my gym. All of the sudden it flashed "pedal backward" I am really uncordinated and got flustered. I lost my balance and fell off the machine catching my lip on the handles. I had blood dripping down my face and about 10 people asking me if I was alright--WD!!

Our Junior prom was a "lock-in" from 8-11. My friends and I got bored around 9 and snuck out thru a back door. We figured we were in the clear because no one caught us running out to our cars and leaving. The next week, the admin sent a letter to our parents saying we were "noticeably absent from the last 2 hours of prom" and would need to do community service to pass 11th grade--Whoopzy Daizy!

My parents were so mad when my bf got me a dog for my 21st b-day. I promised I would train him perfectly etc. Brought him home for Xmas break and the first place he decided to relieve myself was in my dad's shoes--Whoopzy Daizy!

Woke up super hungover/still drunk and thought I was sober enough to drive to t-bell. As I was on my way, I looked down at a text message and accidently rear-ended a foriegn taxi driver (minimal damage occured). He told me if I paid him $500 in cash he wouldn't call the cops. Great way to spend my $$...Whoopzy Daizy!

I just got sykpe because my boyfriend moved and I ACCIDENTLY sykped my friend instead of my bf and I WAS NAKED! WDD!!!!!

Went out for drinks w/ my roommate & when we got home we were laughing really hard.We live in a highrise so people could have heard us.We went into our apt and then my roommate went to smoke.When she opened our door there was a dirty rag at our doorstep.We wigged out thinking it was our neighbors and I pounded on their doors.The next morning I saw a painter leave next door with the same rags-WD!

I walked into my bf watching porn on my laptop. Was soooooooo mad-until I realized it was 4 dudes on the screans-and no girls!! Then I as just disgusted WHOOPZY DAIZY!!