Went home with a guy I met at the bar. After hooking up, he got up to go to the b-room and I turned on the light to see it was my time of the month all over the bed. I peaced out without a word-WD!!!!

Was talking with my soon to be sis in law about where to get my weddin dress & named a particular bridal store chain and said how W.T. it is & how I'd never go there. She replied "I got mine there" WD

Got sick on vacay in Mexico--was on the beach and my stomach went nuts-had to run to the bathroom. Made it into my room but not quite to the bathroom when I just had to go-in front of 2 maids WD

Didn't realize my phone picked up & was discussing the supposed Sandra Bullock sex tape involving Hitler and dirty sanchezes--my dad called me later to inform me he heard every detail-WhoopzyDaizy

I finally gave in and let my boy make a "sexy" video of us and used my phone. When we were done he asked me to send it to him. I hit send and in horror realize it sent to my mom. WD

I made this soup for the first time and it called for 3 cloves of garlic. I hadn't cooked much before and put 3 entire things of garlic in there which is like 40 cloves. I reeked of it for a week! WD

Went to Jamaica and didn't realize my phone was stolen until I got back and got a bill for $1500 of international roaming charges. Because I hadn't reported it right away they wouldn't refund it! WD

Got all f'd up on St. Patty's--like insanely. Was at a house party and was informed by my friends that I found a whole salami in the fridge and was parading with it acting as a baton/male body part-WD

Bought two half gallons of ice cream because it was on sale. Started out with one bowl which turned into the entire carton, which turned into the second carton. Lesson learned, don't buy in bulk. WD

My husband bought me my first diamond ring and I didn't insure it right away bc I didn't know you had to. Was working on the computer, looked down to find the diamond missing-fell out while typing-WD!

Went to Vegas and got caught up in the moment ordering a ton of drinks etc at the pool. Everyone passed out/went back to their rooms except me. Bill came for almost 1,000. Maxed out my credit card WD!

Started chatting on FB with a guy from my husbands work. Now I am having feeling for him. WD

Gave up fast food for lent and could not take it anymore--finally went thru McDonalds, Wendys and Taco Bell all at once to get my favorite thing at each place--Whoopzy Daizy!

Was discussing a difficult client with my boss via sametime chat. I was trying to be positive because we were frustrated and said "I'll just keep at it" only I wrote "keep a tit" so embarrassing--WD

At work perusing facebook. Clicked on an Add and was taken to "make your own baby" site. The lady on the site yelled "welcome to make your own baby" loudly over the speakers for everyone to hear. WD