My parents were not thrilled when I moved in with my bf. For awhile, they wouldn't even come over. They finally did and we were sitting down for dinner when my dog strolls out with a used condom-WD

Met a guy out at a party. Was wearing a tight cocktail dress & had spanks on to make me look skinny! I got caught up the moment & forgot about the absurd under garment-unfortunately he noticed WD!

I got hammered the other night and apparently decided to go shopping online. I barely remembered the next morning until I looked at my bank account and saw $500 was spent-Whoopzy Daizy!

I went to spinning at my gym and wore riding shorts that were really tight and I didnt wear underwear with them. We were doing the climbing part and they split open! Nice view for the class! WD

Surprised my parents for their 30th anniversary and came home for the weekend. No one knew I was coming home and when I opened the door to their house, I found my mother in lingere cooking dinner--WD

My cousin got a DUI and had to take random PBTs. They'd call in the AM and she'd have to go up there like twice a week. Was my 21st b-day and she came out. and got wasted. Called at 7am for a PBT! WD

Took my dog to a bbq last weekend. It was his first big party he'd ever been to bc he's still a puppy. He decided to try to hump everything in sight. So embarrassing-Never bringing him out again! WD

Got into a huge drunken fight with my fiance. We were in a cab and I took the ring off and dangled it out the window to scare him. It slipped out of my hand--thank God it was insured. Whoopzy Daizy!!

Went out with a guy & made an off color racist joke (I know stupid) He looked at me odd & we never talked again. Found out later that he was previously married to woman of a diff race and had kids-WD

Got set up on a double date. Joking around & said "u are retarded" My date stormed off. My friend said "sorry I forgot to mention his sister is mentally retarded" I'm sure there won't be a 2nd date-WD

Lately I've had this weird obsession with Skyping my parents when I get home drunk from the bar etc at night. Only problem is that the next day I have absolutely no idea what I said! Whoopzy Daizy!!

Brought these doggy cupcakes to a bbq -they looked really realistic like human ones. Forgot to tell everyone not to eat them and walked into the kitchen to find the host sinking her teeth into one! WD

Had tickets to go to the super bowl a few years ago. My flight was leaving really early in the morning. Of course, I got shit canned the night before. Woke up in around 2pm--missed it all together WD

Rents were gone for the summer and I had people over their house for a pool party etc. Didn't realize they hadn't put chemicals in the pool all summer and everyone got a terrible rash! WHOOPZY DAIZY!

Stayed at a friends house for the weekend. Got wasted and pissed on her pull out couch. Folded it back up the next morning, said thank you and left. Never ever said a word about it. Whoopzy Daizy