Got an evite to an engagement party for a friend and wrote a very inappropriate comment with my RSVP. 2 min later, the bride emailed me asking me to remove it bc her entire fam was on the evite-WD!

I got Qdoba and left it on the table for a second and turned my back. My dog got into it and ate some, but I still wanted it really bad so I ate it anyway! WhoopzyDaizy!!

My bf made chili from scratch and used some really hot peppers. We started hooking up and I realized he hadn't washed his hands when I felt a terrible burning sensation in my nether regions--WD!

I got way too drunk last thanksgiving and got caught stealing my mothers box of Franza out of the house to take home!! WD!

My bf and I live together and he brought back this nice bottle of tequilla for his parents from Mexico. I had the girls over right after we got home and we got shit faced and drank it-WD!!!!!

I had my new bf over for dinner and went all out making these awesome scallops. He picked at the meal and I ended up getting mad at him--Until he mentioned hes allergic to all shell fish!! WD!!

My friend wore a really tight pencil skirt to a "corporate hoes and CEOs" party. We were dancing around and having a blast when her skirt split all the way up the back exposing her butt cheeks! WD

Was at a bar and went up to the DJ to request a song. Didn't realize he was up on a 6 inch platform and tripped over it causing me to full in front of the entire dance floor! Whoopzy Daizy!!

I went bra-less to a party with a spaghetti strap dress. Was dancing with a bunch of friends and one girl tripped off her stiletto and grabbed my dress-It snapped the straps and I flashed everyone WD!

Went to my guys apt for the first time. Saw a framed picture of him & a really ugly girl next to his bed and said "plz dont tell me this sick girl is your ex" He said "No-It's my sister" WhoopzyDaizy

I was running late to work and grabbed the first sweater my hand hit in the closet. It wasn't until lunch that my coworker told me I had it on backwards! It was a v-neck and you could def tell!! WD

Was taking the trash out to a on my way to work and I had house keys in the same hand as the trash bag. Accidently threw them in the dumpster with the trash. Had to climb in to get them in a skirt-WD

I was wearing these jeans that were kind of old and was late for a party. I jumped into a cab and ripped the entire crotch. You could see my butt and thong- I had to borrow pants from the host-WD

Went to my in-laws for the weekend. Got out of the shower and flashed my husband as a joke...But I didn't notice that his father was standing right behind him and saw everything!! Whoopzydaizy

I always sneak my bf into the basement after my curfew because he doesn't have one. One night, we fell asleep. In the morning, my dad came down and shook us both away--WHOOPZY DAIZY!!