Was out in a group of friends. Made a joke and said that I think all gingers shouldn't be allowed to have children. Turns out, one of the girls has 2 sisters that are redheaded! Whoopzy Daizy!

A guy I was seeing invited me to a wedding. I really wasn't that interested, but went for the free booze etc. Unfortunately, I went home with his best friend who came dateless! Whoopzy Daizy!!

A few years ago, I was dating a guy and he told me that he was invited to a wedding but couldn't bring a date. I didn't believe and being the psycho I am, crashed it to find him there w/ his ex-WD!

I serve court summonses and subpoenas as part of my job. The other day, I walked up to a house in the country to discover a large fishtank on the front porch with marijuana plants growing! WD

Snuck into a second movie without a ticket. Everything was fine until they realized that the movie was over capacity so they checked everyones ticket stubs. I was escorted out & permanently barred WD!

Leaving the gym and I forgot to throw their towel in the dirty towel bin. Realized I had accidently "stole it" when the gym man chased me 2 blocks to get it back??!! WhoopzyDaizy!!

Brought my puppy home to my parents house and asked them to watch him while I went out. I swore he wouldn't have accidents. I got home and found out he had had one--in my mother's Loubitons! WD!

Was at the bar with my friends-we spent a good hour discussing how douchey we think boys that wear Ed hardy are. A girls brother was meeting us out. He showed up with 5 friends decked in Ed Hardy! WD!

Overslept & couldn't be late for school again. Grabbed the 1st pair of pants on the floor. Wasn't til I got there that I realized they were inside out and that I wore them yesterday-Whoopzy Daizy!!

Was staying at my brother and sister in laws for the night. We went out bar hopping and I had a lot to drink. I drunk slept walk and woke up trying to get into their bed!?!? Whoopzy Daizy!!

My fiance was telling my VERY conservative father that we went to a TAPAS restaurant. Only my father misheard the word "topless" and got all upset yelling "WHERE exactly did you take my daughter" WD!

I bought a new dress and wore it out to dinner. Ran into an old friend who asked "Are you expecting again?" I hadn't had a child in 3 years. Must've been a flattering dress!! Whoopzy Daizy!

Went on vacation for 2 weeks and ate/drank whatever I wanted. When I got back home, NONE of my jeans fit at all. It was winter in Minnesota--Spent the next month in sweats until I lost weight--WD!

Got wasted last night and called my mom at 130 in the morning. Have no idea what was said, but I know she's not happy! Whoopzy Daizy!

I got laid off on a Tuesday...Thursday my husband got home from work to find me in the same outfit and on the same spot on the couch. Forgot to shower for a few days! Whoopzy Daizy!