Went out the other night and came home really late. Slept in til like 2 the next day. Woke up and could not find my dog. Turned out I had locked him out when I came home and he'd been out all nite-WD!

Went to my sister in laws pool to have lunch. We decided to go for a dip, but I completely forgot I was wearing a strapless dress bra-less. Whipped it off and gave the pool quite a show--Whoopzy Daizy!

I was hammered on Sunday and I had my friends over and I went upstairs to put on lingerie for my bf. I was so blacked out I forget they were there and I came downstairs and put on a show foreveryoneWD

Had an engagement party on Saturday and a lot of people ended up bringing gifts. I got hammered and opened the gifts when we got home. Now I can't tell who gave what and I don't remember at all! WD

Somehow scratched my cornea--Dr. said I have to wear my glasses for a week. Problem is that I have my engagement party on Saturday and I hate my glasses--why did this happen this week!! Whoopzy Daizy!

Ran into some old friends from h.s. who told me this guy we knew was getting married. I laughed & said "always thought he was gay" They gave me a dirty look and said he is--he's marying his partner-WD

Begged my mom to buy me these kick A$$ stilletos. They are like 5 inches tall but sooo unreal. She finally said yes but made me promise to wear them all the time. I try but they hurt so much I cry-wd!

Was out in a group of friends. Made a joke and said that I think all gingers shouldn't be allowed to have children. Turns out, one of the girls has 2 sisters that are redheaded! Whoopzy Daizy!

Snuck into a second movie without a ticket. Everything was fine until they realized that the movie was over capacity so they checked everyones ticket stubs. I was escorted out & permanently barred WD!

Leaving the gym and I forgot to throw their towel in the dirty towel bin. Realized I had accidently "stole it" when the gym man chased me 2 blocks to get it back??!! WhoopzyDaizy!!

Was at the bar with my friends-we spent a good hour discussing how douchey we think boys that wear Ed hardy are. A girls brother was meeting us out. He showed up with 5 friends decked in Ed Hardy! WD!

I bought a new dress and wore it out to dinner. Ran into an old friend who asked "Are you expecting again?" I hadn't had a child in 3 years. Must've been a flattering dress!! Whoopzy Daizy!

Went on vacation for 2 weeks and ate/drank whatever I wanted. When I got back home, NONE of my jeans fit at all. It was winter in Minnesota--Spent the next month in sweats until I lost weight--WD!

Got an evite to an engagement party for a friend and wrote a very inappropriate comment with my RSVP. 2 min later, the bride emailed me asking me to remove it bc her entire fam was on the evite-WD!

I got Qdoba and left it on the table for a second and turned my back. My dog got into it and ate some, but I still wanted it really bad so I ate it anyway! WhoopzyDaizy!!