Overslept & couldn't be late for school again. Grabbed the 1st pair of pants on the floor. Wasn't til I got there that I realized they were inside out and that I wore them yesterday-Whoopzy Daizy!!

I always sneak my bf into the basement after my curfew because he doesn't have one. One night, we fell asleep. In the morning, my dad came down and shook us both away--WHOOPZY DAIZY!!

Our Junior prom was a "lock-in" from 8-11. My friends and I got bored around 9 and snuck out thru a back door. We figured we were in the clear because no one caught us running out to our cars and leaving. The next week, the admin sent a letter to our parents saying we were "noticeably absent from the last 2 hours of prom" and would need to do community service to pass 11th grade--Whoopzy Daizy!

Following the last day of senior year, once school let out i though a ton of black cat fireworks while driving... threw one that went under a cop car, he was like "didnt u see me idiot, get outta here" WD

When I was about 15 I drank the better half of a bottle of tequilla while in a hot tub. I was trying to look cool and had no idea how fast the booze would hit me especially once I got out of the hot tub. I got out and immediately begin getting sick all over the place--to this day over 10 years later I can not so much as look at a margarita or smell tequilla at all without gagging! WD

I hadn't seen this girl since high school which was like 3 years ago. Over the holidays my friends and I ran into her at a bar. I took one look at her and mumbled whooooooa shes put on weight. A girl she was with overheard me and said "She's pregnant you bitch" Whoopzy Daizy!

In highschool I went to Aruba with friends for a week. My mom drove my car while i was away and naturally had to use the trunk at one point. She opened it up and found the Huge hookah i had made out of an absopure bottle just sitting in there. She called me in Aruba and said "i dont want to talk about it on foreign phone lines, but i found it" WD

I went on spring break with my friends family to Cancun. One morning I woke up after a really bad black out & noticed my friends & parents sitting out on the deck. The sliding glass door was closed but to me it looked like it was open. I didn’t realize the door was closed until I put my knee right into it. They all got a good laugh but I didn't! WD

In high school, my friend and I snuck out of my parents house--we thought they did not know anything. We came home and the door was locked and we had to ring the doorbell to get in--I was grounded for awhile--WD!

Back in highschool they were doing roof work at my neighbors. I was getting in my shower, completely naked just standing in the bathroom when I looked out my window at a bunch of worker men starring at me. I started crawling to my phone and called my mom on the other line to come in and shut my shade WD!!!

I was a Sophomore but was on the Varsity swim team. A senior told me to ride on her back when the hc pep rally started and they announced our team. I did--thinking I would look sweet and impress everyone--only she fell and I fell and skidded across the gym floor--WD :(

i got locked out of my house after school one day and could only get in to the sunroom. I had to #2 so bad and couldnt wait. I did it in a flower pot, & Threw it in the dog pen. I found my dogs eating it later that night. WD

I had just gotten my learners permit and decided to pull my dad's car out of the garage while everyone's getting ready for church. I am about half way out when I realize I wouldn't make it--I pull in but hit the CENTER of car on the outside wall of the brick garage. My dad didn't even get mad bc he couldn't understand how I missed that far?! WD!

First time I drank Jim Beam--I liked it---quite a bit! infact maybe too much--was at my bffs house and after one too many shots--went outside bc I felt sick...Didn't really know what else happened until her mother found me in the dog house in the morning asking why I was out here and what happened!? the dog woke her up bc he was out of house!! ahah

Went over to friends & saw that my AIM screename was still appearing as logged in--I went on her name & screamed at what I thought was a hacker--swearing and everything--finally they answered back and said "well hello its your mother and I don't like your language" Turns out I left myself signed in at home! WD!