Brought my puppy home to my parents house and asked them to watch him while I went out. I swore he wouldn't have accidents. I got home and found out he had had one--in my mother's Loubitons! WD!

Got wasted last night and called my mom at 130 in the morning. Have no idea what was said, but I know she's not happy! Whoopzy Daizy!

I got way too drunk last thanksgiving and got caught stealing my mothers box of Franza out of the house to take home!! WD!

My parents were not thrilled when I moved in with my bf. For awhile, they wouldn't even come over. They finally did and we were sitting down for dinner when my dog strolls out with a used condom-WD

Surprised my parents for their 30th anniversary and came home for the weekend. No one knew I was coming home and when I opened the door to their house, I found my mother in lingere cooking dinner--WD

My cousin got a DUI and had to take random PBTs. They'd call in the AM and she'd have to go up there like twice a week. Was my 21st b-day and she came out. and got wasted. Called at 7am for a PBT! WD

Lately I've had this weird obsession with Skyping my parents when I get home drunk from the bar etc at night. Only problem is that the next day I have absolutely no idea what I said! Whoopzy Daizy!!

Didn't realize my phone picked up & was discussing the supposed Sandra Bullock sex tape involving Hitler and dirty sanchezes--my dad called me later to inform me he heard every detail-WhoopzyDaizy

Was going commando because I was wearing a tight dress. Forgot and bent over to pick something up right in front of my brother-in-law. Total crotch shot! Whoopzy Daizy!!

When I was 14 I went to my great grandfather's funeral. it was my first funeral and I had no idea how to act. When the "I'm sorry" receiving line happened, I preceded to receive a hug from my grandmother and respond with "thank you for having me--I am having a great time" Whoopzy Daizy!!

Went out with my family for my extremely extremely shy sister's birthday--we went to 2nd city after dinner and a few drinks...After a few more drinks consumed at 2nd city, I interrupted their skit screaming "its her birthday" and pointing to my sister-the whole theater stopped--the actor on stage said "ok well we are in the middle of a skit but thank you" WHOOPZY DAIZY!!!!!!!

Dog sitting my in-laws dog and let her and my own dog outside in my fenced in backyard. Didn't realize that my idiot neighbor had left the gate open (we share it because it leads to the alleyway) 10 minutes later I look out and find no dogs. I ran around the block like a mad woman because we live along busy roads until thank God I found them--won't be telling my hubby or his parents-Whoopzy Daizy!

We were on a family vacay and my mom hired a photographer. We took a big fam pic then we did individual families/couples. My new bf and I were about to take ours and in front of my entire fam including about 6 little kids, the photog said "1, 2, 3 SEX!" to make us laugh--IDK if he thought we were married or if he just wanted us to laugh but either way it was terrible--WD

On vacation with my parents. Late night, my sister and I decide to go down to the hotel bar for a few drinks. After a couple, started craving a cigarette. Bummed one from the guy next to us. Taking my first puff, my little sister says put it down, Dad just walked in. I know she's trying to freak me out because my dad would be totally pissed. Next thing, I hear my dad saying "nice,really nice".WD

My 10 year old cousin came to visit me for the weekend. I had a new puppy that wasn't fixed yet and he loved to hump stuff, but I figured nothing else could happen because he is so young. All of the sudden he was humping my arm and I pushed him off. He let lose "finished his business" all over my pants. Try explaining that to a 10 year old...Whoopzy Daizy