Woke up at my bfs frat and thought I was totally sober. Got pulled over on the way home and apparently reaked of booze. 1 breathalizer later and I had a DUI :( Huuuuge Whoopzy Daizy :(

My friend wore a really tight pencil skirt to a "corporate hoes and CEOs" party. We were dancing around and having a blast when her skirt split all the way up the back exposing her butt cheeks! WD

My parents were so mad when my bf got me a dog for my 21st b-day. I promised I would train him perfectly etc. Brought him home for Xmas break and the first place he decided to relieve myself was in my dad's shoes--Whoopzy Daizy!

I walked into my bf watching porn on my laptop. Was soooooooo mad-until I realized it was 4 dudes on the screans-and no girls!! Then I as just disgusted WHOOPZY DAIZY!!

When I was in college I had a serious bf who had a serious problem...One day my rents called to say that my credit card had a couple hundred dollars of charges to some website. They asked what I was doing--I told them I didn't know and to give me the number associated with that charge...I called it to find out it was porn-hardcore gross porn-I asked for the email registered and it was my bfs-WD!

In college I lived in a sorority house and we could not have alcohol inside. To avoid getting caught, we would poor clear liquor into water bottles then bring it in and keep in our rooms. One morning I woke up hungover and went to grab a bottle of water out of the fridge in my room. My roomate obvi forgot that the left side was for actual water and put a vodka filled one there. Took a big gulp! WD

In college I went to go visit a friend on Mackinaw Island to do some partying. It was a very hot night and I started drinking around 3pm. It was around 10ish when I hit a wall and decided to walk back to the house alone. At this point I was completely black out and remember nothing. I woke up naked missing all my cloths. In the morn I found my cloths in the front yard tree. WD!

My roomate constantly borrows my car without telling me and she always denies it. Recently, I found her student ID and credit card in the cup holder and I knew she had taken it somewhere. She was frantically searching around the apartment looking for both of them almost in tears--I waited a few minutes and then came in and calmly said "looking for this--it was in my car" she couldn't deny it!! WD

My family was helping me move out of my college apartment and my mom was busy working on my room when she suddenly comes out with an odd look on her face, holding up the packaging for a "leopard print massager" ....she asked "what's this for?" in front of my entire family...oh well, at least i was having safe sex!!! WD!

I went to Acapulco for spring break. My friends and I were dancing arouthe pool one afternoon. I was really into it, not paying attention to anyone else & acting like a dancing fool. I must've walked into a pool football game bc all of the sudden a football nailed me in the head. It hurt SO bad and I was so embarrassed-done dancing for that trip-WD

I did really bad one semester and had already signed up for summer classes so I had to stay up at school. My parents were super pissed and didn't want me to. They told me they were cutting me off and to get a job. I did not believe them and kept writing checks/using my debit card until my mom called to inform me I had bounced 7 checks-WD

Slept at a frat house the night before my brother's graduation (we go to the same college). Woke up at 10 am, graduation was at 8am. Try explaining that one to your infuriated parents who banged on your dorm room door for an hour!! Whoopzy Daizy!

In class super hungover & hadn't eaten yet-Fortunately, Had on extremely tall platform shoes I grabbed walking out the door. In the middle of lecture I realized I had to get to b-room stat to get sick. I stood up, got dizzy, twisted my ankle around the platform shoe and fell flat on my face in front of an entire lecture hall! WD!!

So I was dating a boy for a few years in HS and went away to college. He did not. We were still "dating" but I had a few boys I met at college I was seeing he didn't know about. Early one Saturday morning, he surprised me by banging on my dorm room door with flowers in his hand--needless to say he wasn't impressed with my "friend" that was over-WD!

1 morning my bfs dad was calling me nonstop--I finally answered and he was like "Where is ****, the sheriff is at his apartment evicting him-he's not answering the phone" Apparently he hadn't paid rent for months & now was getting thrown out of his apt and his belongings left by the side of the road--We broke up shortly there after--Whoopzy Daizy