I was hammered on Sunday and I had my friends over and I went upstairs to put on lingerie for my bf. I was so blacked out I forget they were there and I came downstairs and put on a show foreveryoneWD

Had an engagement party on Saturday and a lot of people ended up bringing gifts. I got hammered and opened the gifts when we got home. Now I can't tell who gave what and I don't remember at all! WD

I got wasted one night and slept with a friend by accident. A week later I realized he had given me crabs. It was too embarrassing to even tell him so I just never did--Whoopzy Daizy!!

My boyfriend and I bought under the bed restraints for some bedroom fun. We came home Saturday, I tied him up in them, but after too many cocktails I fell asleep, leaving him tied up all night long WD

Somehow scratched my cornea--Dr. said I have to wear my glasses for a week. Problem is that I have my engagement party on Saturday and I hate my glasses--why did this happen this week!! Whoopzy Daizy!

Ran into some old friends from h.s. who told me this guy we knew was getting married. I laughed & said "always thought he was gay" They gave me a dirty look and said he is--he's marying his partner-WD

out with friends over the weekend and was wearing a killer blue mini skirt. Went to the bathroom and over heard some saying "why is that girl wearing that stupid blue skirt" Little did they know! WD

had two blind dates in one week. decided to take the second one to the same place as the first, because it was a good venue. turns out, the first was having a work party there and saw us. WD..

Went on a blind date, and we were talking about a recent shooting in an area of town, and I said, "yeah the trashy ghetto" and he said, "That's where I just bought my house." WD

Begged my mom to buy me these kick A$$ stilletos. They are like 5 inches tall but sooo unreal. She finally said yes but made me promise to wear them all the time. I try but they hurt so much I cry-wd!

Was out in a group of friends. Made a joke and said that I think all gingers shouldn't be allowed to have children. Turns out, one of the girls has 2 sisters that are redheaded! Whoopzy Daizy!

A guy I was seeing invited me to a wedding. I really wasn't that interested, but went for the free booze etc. Unfortunately, I went home with his best friend who came dateless! Whoopzy Daizy!!

A few years ago, I was dating a guy and he told me that he was invited to a wedding but couldn't bring a date. I didn't believe and being the psycho I am, crashed it to find him there w/ his ex-WD!

I serve court summonses and subpoenas as part of my job. The other day, I walked up to a house in the country to discover a large fishtank on the front porch with marijuana plants growing! WD

Snuck into a second movie without a ticket. Everything was fine until they realized that the movie was over capacity so they checked everyones ticket stubs. I was escorted out & permanently barred WD!